sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML 26 328 6 080
Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML 62 968 12 640
Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML 45 743 9 815