Anonymous - 08/12/2016 09:35 Today, it's been so long since my fiancé and I have had sex I now apparently have dreams about all-night unprotected screwing marathons with George Bush. FML 10 330 1 452
greeter - 18/10/2016 06:49 - Canada - Willow Grove Today, my class had a very important meeting about workplace safety. I thought I led some of my classmates to the meeting very well, until they informed me that I accidentally ran a red light on the way there. They brought this infraction up during the class every chance they got. FML 11 098 3 424