Sorry Grandma damn-it - 22/02/2009 06:41 - Australia Today, my Grandma was showing me an ancient family letter. It was apparently written by someone historically famous. She was going on about how important it was, in such good condition too, worth a lot. I dropped my glass of juice. It spilt all over it. FML 20 949 48 330
Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML 26 375 1 938