jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs
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Mr fix it . If you can break iti can fix it.
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sugarysofalof - 13/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Denver
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Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)
Not now, guys
Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake
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Anonymous - 11/06/2013 16:11 - United States - Barrington
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Anonymous - 17/05/2013 20:10 - United States
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My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)