lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML 30 849 9 737
brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML 33 755 3 276
BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML 49 760 9 812