Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML 36 268 3 672
Crossed wires Anonymous - 27/11/2010 20:36 - Canada Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML 17 449 43 891