Anonymous - 29/10/2014 08:19 - Australia - Ashburton Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML 38 569 7 348
shadysheikh - 29/10/2014 04:55 - Canada - Calgary Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML 35 730 9 138