Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML 36 340 5 778
person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML 13 938 28 353
Gassy Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML 32 972 9 111