Julianapilikusplatosophophes - 11/07/2015 03:49 - Australia - Kew Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML 30 964 2 885
sickkid - 23/11/2009 18:05 - United States Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML 571 69