oh shit - 06/07/2014 19:28 - United States - Palatine Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML 58 774 8 724
guest - 19/06/2014 01:14 - United States - Agoura Hills Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML 60 809 5 572