Thanks De Beers Anonymous - 31/08/2021 19:01 Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML 1 281 519
Private everything, always! Unemployed - 31/08/2021 16:01 Today, I received an e-mail telling me the job offer I got last week was rescinded. Apparently, the memes I share on my Instagram page are "tasteless" and don’t fit the company’s values. I forgot my profile is public. FML 377 1 932
ambrosia - 16/08/2019 00:01 Today, I saw my boyfriend cutting the crusts off his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He’s 24. FML 671 1 957
Rants - 01/05/2019 16:00 Today, we've had some auditors with us and I chat with some of them during the day. It's Friday so I asked one of them until what time they were working. It was late and I loudly exclaimed, "That's so late! Your bosses have no hearts!" The auditor then points to their table where the boss is sitting. Glaring. FML 1 630 799
Rellies - 02/05/2019 02:00 Today, my husband is finally fully recovered from getting decompression sickness during our scuba diving vacation. Today is also the day I snapped my femur in half while skiing. FML 2 091 291