Anonymous - 15/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Tuscaloosa Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML 28 799 58 795
Uh oh awkward - 26/07/2013 18:00 - United States - Yorba Linda Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML 72 252 7 269