Unprofessional Anonymous - 25/10/2025 20:00 Today, I found out that my doctor got mad I was prescribed Suboxone. Why? He had me in patches and pills when I wanted neither. I found relief and he took it as an issue, but this morning he wrote, "I know you're a druggie" in my file. I've never touched street drugs, and the cherry on top was, "You homeless yet?" A DOCTOR. FML 468 88
Randy old bird Anonymous - - Australia Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML 35 700 2 775
Superficial Doi - 10/03/2023 03:00 Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I go on Instagram to find that the girl I rejected for her just announced her engagement. This girl literally moved mountains for me for years and my selfish ass didn’t wanna go out with her, all because my girlfriend was hotter. I’m a dumbass. FML 196 2 725