Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML 39 000 2 512
xxruby - 24/02/2015 21:07 - United States - Katy Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML 44 476 3 568