•
•
•

TheSilenceDW_fml

0

0

7

0

857

7

962095, France
26
Wednesday 08 September 1999

Thesilencedw_fml

Hi! :) I like a lot of things, but my favorite one is chocolate *.* Oh and please: SMILE. It's not hard. No need to be shy. :)

Thesilencedw_fml -

Thesilencedw_fml -

Thesilencedw_fml

lovers5201

ReanaChan

lasav

Irgendwer

andy594328

michaelm12...

sdlr32787

stangluv

giantsfan2...

commanders...

Mons_fml

colvindj

stangluv

balboa_2

chuchushee...

TheTshirt

buckdharma

Thesilencedw_fml

Thesilencedw_fml

PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

167

1 026

Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

36 299

5 029

anonymous - 16/07/2015 22:21 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

36 216

5 174

Mortifying

Anonymous - 15/07/2015 16:29 - United States - Katy

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say, "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

37 353

2 755

Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

70 599

688 947