Anonymous - 14/02/2010 14:21 - United States Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML 40 265 6 779
Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML 36 243 2 942
rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML 463 683 77 209