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Just your average Jane with time to kill. A licensed veterinary technician (LVT) with a bunch of fish and too many cats.

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Anonymous - 20/06/2018 19:30 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my ex is still my emergency contact at work. I found this out when I fainted and my work called her. She told them to "pull the plug". FML

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Christmas Chaos

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Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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Student Has To Dress Like A Christmas Tree For The Rest Of The Year After Making A Stupid Promise On Twitter

Nina - 06/12/2017 17:30

One young woman learned not to tempt the social media gods after her promise to wear this Christmas tree costume to class every day if she got over 1K shares goes viral. 14K later, she’s not only wearing a tree suit, she’s also wearing the face of regret.

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hipprep83 - 20/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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