RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML 799 1 939
Choum - 07/11/2008 06:33 - France Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML 42 237 6 043