Username - 13/09/2010 01:38 - France Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML 37 386 31 429
FYouBoyfriend - 30/08/2010 17:51 - United States Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML 45 695 16 233
Never again CreepedOut - - United States Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML 36 008 8 014