The magic of love robot lady - 23/09/2020 23:01 Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML 1 438 216
"DefNotMe" - 20/02/2020 00:49 I went over to my coworkers to drink. Our boss (her brother) was there, pretty drunk. After flirting, kissing all night, and asking me on a date, he ghosted me the day that should have been our first official date. His desk at work is right next to mine. Work will be ? 72 26
Oh shit - 20/02/2020 05:00 Today, I brought my girlfriend a sex toy. We went home, made dinner, had some wine, then watched a movie with her mom. When the movie was over, I wanted to secretly let her know that I was ready for bed. So I put the sex toy in my pocket, when I went into the hall, her mom was right there and started dying laughing. FML 593 1 360