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Dwesty

Hi, I'm Dillon. I live in Alaska. I work as a bouncer and babysitter and you may be surprised at how similar the 2 are. I have a little girl and seem to spend way to much time on FML, but she sits with me and laughs at others misfortune too. Send me a message, I'm usually down to chat

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lavenderpiss - - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

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waterbottlehit - 02/12/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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MLGreco - 14/10/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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