blzrdsgrl - 16/09/2013 00:43 - United States Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended like it never happened. FML 47 353 3 576
Vitriol - 15/01/2012 18:14 - France Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML 31 639 3 773
Turns out...she thought I was joking because "I'm never serious"...