Not so smooth criminal Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML 60 341 6 867