fiercehawk - 24/04/2013 06:23 - United States - Scottsburg Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML 48 467 3 941
Peckish Bontempi - 19/07/2012 18:55 - France Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML 13 641 42 736
Method acting hannahk267 - - United States Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML 40 621 4 499
Thanks to everyone who shared their personal experiences, offered their support or sympathy, or made me laugh.