It's alive! jabba - 05/10/2010 21:01 - United States Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML 16 739 34 977
whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML 16 159 45 334