anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML 28 965 11 795
justlittleoldme - 12/03/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML 34 874 7 309
Sliced and diced ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML 11 200 53 591