hayah - 21/02/2010 06:08 - France Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML 9 376 23 448
syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML 25 336 5 235