- 11/02/2019 14:00 Today, I got my period early, and at the worst time possible. Wile I was having sex with my boyfriend. He says he never wants to have sex with me again. I tried explaining that. FML 2 128 260
... - 12/02/2019 18:00 Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML 2 364 562
BeastieHouse - 12/02/2019 14:00 Today, I went back to school after I was sick. When I came back, I found out that my assigned seat had been graffitied. It said my name, and, “Is a bitch”. All my friends say that I am the nicest person in school. Then, I heard someone talking about having revenge, because I asked for a pen. FML 1 134 94
FEMA's Presidential Alert Test Has Twitter On Fire Gloria Borger - 04/10/2018 17:00 The inescapable phone blast has inspired a lot of funny tweets. 0 0
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