NotFromAustralia - 08/07/2016 05:25 - United States - Denver Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML 13 718 856
Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML 21 837 5 273