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- 14/02/2020 01:00

Today, I stayed home while my husband took my mom to a doctor appointment. I am in my room reading Facebook and my dad starting to yell, I thought he was hurt, so I ran into the living room, and he was masturbating. FML

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- 12/02/2020 18:00

Today, I set up a blind date for my crush, hoping they wouldn’t match... they both thank me for the perfect date and now they decided to go out on Valentine’s day... FML

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Delicious coffee

- 14/01/2020 20:00 - Madagascar

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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John Doe - 15/01/2020 05:00

Today, after I finished jerking off, I sneezed into the tissue with my semen. FML

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Twinner - 20/10/2009 19:03 - Canada

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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