Shit life - 14/02/2020 01:00 Today, I stayed home while my husband took my mom to a doctor appointment. I am in my room reading Facebook and my dad starting to yell, I thought he was hurt, so I ran into the living room, and he was masturbating. FML 1 812 177
Well done for me - 12/02/2020 18:00 Today, I set up a blind date for my crush, hoping they wouldn’t match... they both thank me for the perfect date and now they decided to go out on Valentine’s day... FML 522 2 690
Delicious coffee - 14/01/2020 20:00 - Madagascar Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML 2 892 376
After feeling John Doe - 15/01/2020 05:00 Today, after I finished jerking off, I sneezed into the tissue with my semen. FML 614 3 016
Twinner - 20/10/2009 19:03 - Canada Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML 50 195 4 697