Anonymous - 14/09/2011 13:56 - United States Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML 29 091 2 772
funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML 37 774 5 739
Repaired Anonymous - 14/09/2011 09:55 - United States Today, I paid a repairman $65 to come to my house to fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side that said, "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said, "All fixed." FML 10 378 45 686