Anonymous - 03/12/2011 18:19 - United States Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML 33 744 4 114
Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML 51 322 7 735