Woah! Mel - - United States Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML 42 304 13 080
I'm not kidding ouchies - - United States Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML 34 334 3 702