tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML 29 945 2 826
Patrick R - 09/06/2011 16:01 - United States Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML 40 192 7 004
Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML 28 823 2 437