Penguinsuit - 13/03/2018 01:30 Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML 4 192 870
WipeYaBooty - 04/11/2017 15:00 - United States - Franklin Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML 4 728 276
Anonymous - 01/05/2017 20:42 Today, I came home to yet another kitten. My girlfriend swore to me this would never happen again. When I reminded her of her promise, she told me the kitten will be staying, and she wants me to move out. FML 4 921 1 143