Anonymous - 26/12/2015 08:29 - Australia - Perth Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML 23 145 4 184
lonely otaku - 25/12/2013 07:46 - Canada - North Vancouver Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML 42 451 7 409