mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20 Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML 327 496 33 846
Wild ride Anonymous - - Australia Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be got to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML 32 855 5 213
clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08 Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML 40 455 4 273
Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:47 - Canada Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML 29 258 5 521
ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML 48 654 6 966
for all you guys that dont understand this, its a SIDEWALK plow .