crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML 11 201 1 582
Anonymous - 19/09/2009 17:14 - United States Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML 49 821 5 178