nerofirst - 19/08/2011 13:40 - Canada Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML 33 219 6 354
JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML 13 683 76 630
She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape