Mommy Goes Commando Anonymous - 03/08/2017 13:00 Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML 4 318 2 841
FML: Uncensored Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00 Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML 36 890 62 158