waterbottlehit - 02/12/2011 05:23 - United States Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML 30 408 3 467
And you may ask yourself… birgz - Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML 29 342 21 671
Oversharing is caring Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML 32 489 2 868