person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML 36 388 4 164
Gassy Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML 32 972 9 112