flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML 46 169 6 616
Yummy kjmsit - - United States Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML 55 320 23 905