Spooky season is nearly here Anonymous - - United States Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML 54 411 5 504
Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML 97 989 6 547
kl - 26/10/2009 06:15 - Canada Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML 25 180 4 814