KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML 738 922 496 017
scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML 32 943 4 627