lucas - 12/12/2011 06:38 - United States Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML 34 620 3 183
Anonymous - 13/10/2010 14:45 - Brunei Darussalam Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML 47 888 3 984
Anonymous - 04/10/2009 01:03 - United States Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML 465 50