You must be kidding offuckingcourse - - Canada - Toronto Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML 60 334 20 649
xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML 9 168 29 883
Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML 45 701 31 459