almostkilledmyself - 29/12/2012 07:30 - Canada - Winnipeg Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML 19 235 32 331
HappyMan - 03/08/2012 02:14 - United States - Corpus Christi Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML 29 157 2 327