Smooth Operator kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML 60 050 3 764
timmynotjimmy - 28/10/2009 01:28 - Canada Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML 24 402 3 942