•
•
•

ImaginaryLight

0

0

19

3

2118

81

Buckeye, USA
35
Friday 19 October 1990

Imaginarylight

Cats have consumed my life.

Imaginarylight -

Imaginarylight -

Imaginarylight

lovers5201

[819134862...

distortedc...

nova4life

Echo 8802

MelvinG

Soph'Manu

tennis_kid...

jbuckets_4...

tin_cup

xlJOEY

michaelm12...

carol25

Echo 8802

jbuckets_4...

tin_cup

ruudseries...

michaelm12...

amine91_fm...

Y0UI34574R...

Hilda_x

moodyreall...

orios105

AirBusDriv...

Imaginarylight

Imaginarylight

Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

34 418

4 756

sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

23 480

52 340

mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

58 501

5 008

Undefined - 01/01/2009 12:09 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

23 343

8 653

Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

50 502

9 492